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We called these weekly morsels Tidbits or Self Sayings when teaching (all caps) but now call them LOUisms: sayings we have collected over the years. Sayings with no tribute are mostly our own.

Maybe you will be inspired by some of them as we have been; maybe disgusted by others as we have been.

  1. Retired life’s tough, but somebody’s got to do it - Arizona Lou
  2. People are about as happy as they make up their minds to be – Abraham Lincoln
  3. Look at the doughnut! (not the hole)
  4. Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do... - Mark Twain
  5. ... So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain
  6. For most of life, nothing wonderful happens. If you don't enjoy getting up and working... then chances are you're not going to be very happy - Andy Rooney
  7. Do what you love. If you love it, you'll be really good at it - Jeffrey Garten
  8. Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product - Eleanor Roosevelt
  9. Happiness is not getting what you want, but wanting what you have
  10. Do what you can do...
  11. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there - Will Rogers.
  12. You can't do everything but you can start with one thing, so get going
  13. DON'T GIVE PEOPLE THINGS - GIVE THEM OPPORTUNITY.
  14. When you try to do something and fail you are vastly better off than when you try nothing and succeed, quoted by C. Darrell Guy, President Arizona Education Association 89,90
  15. WEAKNESS INVITES AGGRESSION AND STRENGTH STOPS IT.
  16. JUST FOR TODAY I'LL NOT IMPROVE ANYBODY EXCEPT MYSELF - ABIGAIL VANBUREN
  17. A BRIGHTER FUTURE FOR ME BEGINS NOW
  18. If you are on time, you are late. If you are early, you are on time. And if you are late, you are fired - Meshulam Riklis, head of McCrory stores
  19. We have the future in our hands
  20. Give people opportunity - not handouts
  21. To get things right in the long run - you often have to have a difficult time in the short term - Margaret Thatcher
  22. We don't have the luxury of time - Sara Blakely, founder of Spanx
  23. You must accept the consequences of your own irresponsibility - Margaret Thatcher
  24. You are accountable because you have freedom - Margaret Thatcher
  25. Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere - Martin Luther King, Jr.
  26. You must always make certain that the terrorist does not think he has gotten your morale - your spirit - Margaret Thatcher
  27. My creed is just to get things done. - Margaret Thatcher
  28. One man can make a difference, and every man can try. - JFK
  29. Imagination is more important than Knowledge... Albert Einstein
  30. It's not the situation that's causing your stress; it's your thoughts - Gerald G. Jampolsky, M.D.
  31. If you don't have the guts to hold someone accountable for his imprudence, how can he learn to do better? - Economist Walter E. Williams
  32. Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done. Al Bernstein
  33. Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want - Dan Stanford
  34. We choose to go to the moon in this decade, and the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard - J.F. Kennedy, 1961
  35. We all live under the same sky, but we don't have the same horizon - Konrad Adenauer
  36. The way someone responds to you is more a function of his style than of you as a person or of your style.
  37. It is a lot easier to change your expectation of another person than it is to change the person.
  38. Lives based upon having, are less free than lives based either on doing or being. - William James
  39. Sometimes doing your best is not good enough. Sometimes you just have to do it right. - Winston Churchill
  40. You can not teach a man anything; you can only help him to find it within himself - Galileo
  41. Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from poor judgment
  42. Democracy does not guarantee equality, only equality of opportunity - Irving Kristol
  43. You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose - Lou Holtz
  44. You have greatness inside you, and your job is to figure out what that is, dig it out, and give it to the world - Henry Winkler
  45. The chief proof of man's real greatness lies in his perception of his own smallness - Jean Paul via Arthur Conan Doyle
  46. You can get everything you want in life if you help enough other people get what they want in life - Carl Sewell, author of Customers for Life
  47. I enjoy learning, but I dislike being taught. - Winston Churchill
  48. I never know anyone who was good at giving excuses who was good at anything else - Ben Franklin
  49. Any society that would give up liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both - Ben Franklin
  50. It doesn’t always matter what is best, but rather, what is done.
  51. When politicians see the light at the end of the tunnel, they appropriate more money to build some more tunnel.
  52. Serenity Prayer. It goes, "God grant me the courage to change the things I can, the strength to accept the things I can't, and the wisdom to know the difference."
  53. Listen boys, you can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old - George Burns at 100
  54. You can't make chicken pie out of chicken shit
  55. Find something you are good at and have fun doing it - Amelia Earhart
  56. Vision without action is a day dream; Action without vision is a nightmare - Chinese saying
  57. Indecision is often worse than the wrong decision - Barnum
  58. Money is a wonderful slave but it's a horrible master - P.T. Barnum
  59. Do not mix investing and insurance together because the only winner is the high commission salesman who cons you into buying the trash [insurance] - Clark Howard
  60. Raising a child is a lot like teaching a child to ride a bike. The trick is knowing when to hold on and when to let go - Joan Saxon
  61. The goal when you are raising a child is to have an adult when you're done - Dave Ramsey
  62. Some rich people have the illusion that they can out-earn their stupidity and immaturity
  63. Never say "No" when a client asks for something, even if it's the moon. You can always try. Anyhow, there is plenty of time later to explain why it was not possible. - Caesar Ritz, Switz, cow herder who created the Ritz hotels.
  64. The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight but has no vision - Helen Keller
  65. The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it's the same problem as you had last year - Phillip Brooks - (i.e. everybody should expect tough problems)
  66. I've never been poor, I've only been broke. Poor is a state of mind - Mike Tod
  67. There are three types of people in this world: Thos who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened - Mary Kay Ash
  68. What we see depends mainly on what we look for - John Levet (sp?)
  69. He who has the most information in a negotiation wins - Roger Fisher, author of The Harvard Negotiations Project
  70. Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill

            Failure vs success:
  71. To avoid criticism say nothing, do nothing, be nothing - Aristotle
  72. Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you - Zig Ziglar
  73. My dad encouraged us to fail - Sara Blakely, founder of Spanx
  74. The only way to find success is to risk failure - Mike Wistubur;
  75. The greatest failure would be not to try at all; Good enough, never is - Debbi Fields (Mrs. Field's Cookies)
  76. Fail a lot!!! But don't fail because you were being lazy - Gary Gulman
  77. You never fail as long as you learn.
  78. Two kinds of people do not do well: Those who do not do what they're told and those who do nothing more
  79. Do not persist in folly. It is not a badge of character to continue down the wrong road – Helen Keller
  80. Those who never make mistakes work for those of us who do - Henry Ford
  81. One of the nicest things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations. - Steve Allen
  82. If you aim at nothing you will hit it every time - Unknown
  83. If you can take the worst then take the risk - Joyce Brothers
  84. Nothing is more common than unsuccessful men full of talent -Calvin Coolidge - (persistence & determination needed)
  85. In life you miss 100% of the shots you do not take - Roger Crawford w one leg, no forearms, or real hands.
  86. The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one - Ralph Waldo Emerson
  87. Always stumble, but never fall, attributed to Merlin - Deepak Chopra
  88. I can not give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is, Try to appease everybody
  89. MOTIVATION is greatest when success is neither a certainty nor an impossibility. Just have a sense that you can achieve your goals
  90. You’ll always pass failure on the way to success - Mickey Rooney
  91. The dictionary is the only place where you’ll find SUCCESS before WORK
  92. If you succeed in all you do, it's a sure sign you're not reaching high enough - Richard? Feldman?
  93. You're making progress if each mistake is a new one - Ken Colburn
  94. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently - Henry Ford
  95. Don't worry about failure. Worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - United Technical Corporation
  96. Success consists of going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm - Winston Churchill
  97. When you try to do something and fail you are vastly better off than when you try nothing and succeed - quoted by C. Darrell Guy, Pres AEA 89,90
  98. THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN POSSIBLY FAIL IS TO QUIT - Dennis Van Roekel's parents, '87 AEA & NEA Pres.
  99. As long as you don't quit, you've always got a chance - Bill Clinton after his team and he lost a rugby match
  100. The harder you fall the higher you bounce (American proverb)
  101. We have 40 million reasons for failure, but not one excuse - Rudyard Kipling
  102. We're still not where we're going, but we're not where we were. - Natash Jasefowitz
  103. Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
  104. If you have a pulse, you have a purpose - Paul Newman, via Kathie Lee Gifford
  105. It's not over until it's over
  106. go out with a bang, not a fizzle
  107. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LUCK
  108. DEPEND ON YOURSELF AND NO ONE ELSE
  109. WE GO BY WHAT WE SEE YOU DO, NOT WHAT YOU SAY YOU'LL DO
  110. It's "fair" if everyone is treated the same
  111. There is no easy way to excellence - Richard Nixon
  112. BE THE FIRST ONE... TO TELL IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
  113. ORGANIZE FIRST - BREAK DOWN A BIG JOB INTO LITTLE JOBS, USE A CALENDAR
  114. PLAN SUCCESS! Where you are going is more important than how fast you are going.
  115. ACCEPT YOURSELF - DON'T TRY TO BE SOMETHING YOU AREN'T
  116. CONTROL YOUR CURIOSITY: HOOKED ON TV SHOW; GOSSIP; GETTING IN TO THINGS
  117. SAY "NO" AND STAND A LITTLE TALLER
  118. STARTING IS HALF THE JOB
  119. EVERYBODY GETS TEASED
  120. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF - DON'T MISS ONE DAY OF SCHOOL.
  121. WITHOUT GOOD HEALTH HAPPINESS IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.

            School and being a student:
  122. Academic Excellence has nothing to do with A's & B's, but with all kids reaching their greatest personal achievement level. - Dick Buscher.
  123. YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING WHEN YOU'VE LOST YOUR CREDIBILITY
  124. YOUR EDUCATION IS YOUR FUTURE
  125. YOU ARE CHOOSING YOUR FUTURE WHEN YOU CHOSE YOUR FRIENDS
  126. SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THEIR MISTAKES: IBM EXECUTIVE LOST $2 MILLION, WANTED TO RESIGN, BOSS SAID, "NO, WE JUST SPEND $2M EDUCATING YOU."
  127. Nobody gets their own way, so don't expect it.
  128. Everyone has handicaps: yours can make you weaker or stronger
  129. THE WAY TO SUCCEED IS TO DOUBLE YOUR FAILURE RATE - THOMAS J. WATSON, FOUNDER OF IBM
  130. GIVE SOLUTIONS NOT EXCUSES
  131. Winners are losers who got up and gave it just one more try - Kristin Alexander (died of brain cancer at 12)
  132. DREAM A LITTLE EACH DAY (SPEND SOME TIME ALONE WITH YOUR THOUGHTS)
  133. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all - C. W. Metcalf
  134. YOUR PARENTS ARE ON YOUR SIDE
  135. Trust yourself. You know more that you think you do - Benjamin Spock, M.D.
  136. SOLVE THE LITTLE PROBLEMS, THEY GROW LIKE WEEDS
  137. YOU CAN BE YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY OR YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND
  138. WRITE IT DOWN IF YOU NEED TO REMEMBER IT
  139. Surprise yourself: ACT like a good student: pencil, paper, study time/place, anticipate...
  140. GIVE YOURSELF A TIME LIMIT BEFORE YOU START A JOB
  141. MEMORIZE THE ALPHABET IN REVERSE: Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E D C B A
  142. ENCOURAGE ONE ANOTHER TO BE EXCELLENT (NO PUTDOWNS)
  143. SAY "OK" WHEN CORRECTED (OR "I'LL TRY")
  144. DEVELOP YOUR OWN STANDARDS AND STICK WITH THEM: DECIDE BEFORE YOU'RE ASKED ABOUT
  145. YOUR FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS ONLY IF THEY LIKE YOU AFTER YOU SAY, "NO"
  146. FOCUS YOUR ATTENTION AND LET NOTHING SLIP PAST YOU
  147. YOU LEARN NOTHING WHILE TALKING or YOU LEARN WHILE LISTENING
  148. DO SOMETHING FOR YOUR EDUCATION: NEVER JUST SIT (IN A CLASS) (BRAIN FRICTION)
  149. ENJOY BEING YOUR OWN AGE & SPREAD SMILES (LET OTHERS SEE YOUR PLEASANT SIDE)
  150. Polite persistence pays with parents, teachers and others
  151. ACT ON YOUR OWN DESTINY
  152. IF IN DOUBT, DO IT! (ACADEMICS)
  153. FOCUS ON THE JOB, NOT THE BLAME
  154. YOU CAN MAKE UP THE CREDIT BUT YOU CAN NEVER MAKE UP THE EXPERIENCE IF YOU MISS SCHOOL.
  155. GETTING AN EDUCATION IS LIKE BUILDING A HOUSE. DAILY JOB: FUNNY IF ONE WALL UNDONE. DON'T LIKE THAT PART (NAILS) BUT LOVE ROOFING
  156. ADVICE: WISE MEN DON'T NEED IT & FOOLS WON'T HEED IT.
  157. YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF YOUR OWN GRADE
  158. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE ASSIGNMENT: TREAT THIS (EACH) ASSIGNMENT AS IF IT IS THE LAST CHANCE TO IMPROVE YOUR GRADE, BECAUSE IT IS THE LAST CHANCE YOU WILL HAVE TO IMPROVE YOUR GRADE WITH THIS ASSIGNMENT.
  159. NOW YOU'RE NOT JUST IN SCHOOL - YOU'RE IN SCIENCE
  160. Following instructions means making yourself do what you don't want to do
  161. We need to make a special effort to help kids feel good about themselves when they fail, rather than prending they are successful when they are not.
  162. Sometimes the results aren't there, but you feel good because you got better - Vince Vaughn
  163. If your output exceeds your income, your upkeep will be your downfall.
  164. Hard now and easy later or easy now and realy hard later - Dr. Henry Cloud; True with life, money, relationships and EVERYTHING
  165. FEAR = False Evidence Appearing Real - Dave Ramsey
  166. Scientists have discovered three New Elements. Here's a summary of what they found.
    • 2010 New Year's Thoughts:
    • Life is sexually transmitted.
    • Good health is simply the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
    • Give a person a fish and you can feed them for a day; Teach them to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
    • Some people are like a Slinky; not good for anything, but you still can't help smile when you shove them down a stair - Patricia Briggs
    • Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day lying in a hospital dieing of nothing. - Red Fox
  167. What you're willing to DO to hit your goals is not nearly as important as what you're willing to GIVE UP...You WILL pay a price of some kind to hit your goals. - Dave Ramsey
  168. When you get desperate is right before you get stupid. Stupid runs around with Desperate. - Dave Ramsey
  169. The American Republic will endure until politicians realize they can bribe the people with their own money. (Variant of : Democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government…the majority always vote for the candidate promising the most benefits from the treasury with the result that democracy always collapses over a loose fiscal policy) - Alexander Fraser Tyler (1747-1813)
  170. Compassionate broke people are what are known as liberals. They like to be righteous with other people's money. - Dave Ramsey
  171. I have never understood why it is 'greed' to want to keep the money you have earned but not greed to want to take [tax] somebody else's money - Thomas Sowell
  172. Success is not final; failure is not fatal; it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill
  173. I am NOT impressed with what people own. But I AM impressed with what they achieve - Ken's dad in Thomas J. Stanley's The Millionaire Next Door
  174. Money is icing on the cake of life - Thomas J. Stanley
  175. Failure is a better teacher than success - Vinit Desai
  176. Uninterrupted success is less satisfying than success intertwined with failure.
  177. If you're never sad, you'll never be happy; paraphrased from, "To be truly happy you must first be sad" - Winston Churchill
  178. The greatest use of life is to spend it on something that will outlast it - William James (1842-1910; lived 100 years ahead of Arizona Lou)
  179. You can't fix stupid, but you can vote them out of office - sign at an auto repair shop in LA
  180. Big Hat; No Cattle - Texas expression for those who are showy but have no substance or those who are in debt with lots of stuff but little net worth.
  181. All Flash; No Cash - the way most people look in their new cars
  182. Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits - Thomas Edison
  183. The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard
  184. Part of the beauty of family is you get to hang out with people that you otherwise wouldn't. - Dave Ramsey
  185. When we filanny learn what most of life is all about, most of it is gone - "Hatteras Jack" Jack Kepler at 81
  186. Try again: fail: fail better - Samuel Becket
  187. A safe flight is no accident - Pat Shaub (Neither is a safe drive; or a safe kite session)
  188. Death is very likely the single best invention of Life... Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. - Steve Jobs; combined quotes; died 10/5/2011 at 56.
  189. People who win the lotto don't usually end up winning at life, because they don't change the habits that caused them to buy [lottery] tickets in the first place - Dave Ramsey
  190. Five years from now you will be making the same amount of money, doing the same job, having the same problems you have, except for the books you read and the people who you meet. - Charlie Tremendous Jones
  191. Some people go through life looking to be offended (or upset), and they're usually successful.
  192. There is nothing as solid as the bottom - Dave Ramsey
  193. Leaders are brokers of hope - Napoleon
  194. 80% perfect and published [completed] always changes 100% more lives than 100% perfict and stuck in my head - Jon Acuff
  195. Your life is shaped by the opportunities you turn down as well as by those you seize - Bill Clinton
  196. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work - Thomas Edison
  197. People prosper when they behave decently and honorably toward one another and live among others who conduct themselves similarly. - Danial Lapin
  198. A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley
  199. Never stop being a good person because of bad people - unknown
  200. You may not like me, but don't disrespect or take advantage of me - jocky, Rosario Montanez
  201. Government of the duds, by the duds, and for the duds - Winsoon Churchill
  202. It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong [politicians and bailed-out corporations] - Thomas Sowell
  203. All men are created equal' says the American Declaration of Independence. 'All men shall be kept equal' say the Socialists.
  204. Work Harder!! Millions On Welfare Are Depending On You - Iron House Helmets
  205. I have worked hard for my money and don't appreciate it when politicians decide someone else should have it - Louis Self
  206. ...many of today's problems are a result of yesterday's solutions - Thomas Sowell
  207. If I'm going to enjoy everything, I've got to enjoy being old, don't I? - Phillip Johnson, architect; never retired; died in 2005 at 99.
  208. I sacrificed to get here - is what you tell people who think you should give them some of your stuff when they didn't.
  209. One often learns more from ten days of agony than from ten years of contentment. - Merle Shain (F)
  210. Truth only reveals itself when one gives up all preconceived ideas - Japanese proverb [as in Christianity vs. science]
  211. I don't know the secret to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone - Bill Cosby
  212. You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want - Zig Ziglar, died Nov 28, 2012 at 86
  213. Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted - Randy Pausch (died at 48 in 2008 of pancreatic cancer)
  214. I've looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself, If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I'm about to do today? and whenever the answer has been No too many days in a row, I know I need to change something.- Steve Jobs, since he was 17; died 10/5/2011 at 56.
  215. What is it that I want to do today that going to make this a good day? - Jonathan Clements after he was told, in Oct '24, that he had one year to live due to cancer
  216. Most of the things worth doing in the world have been declared impossible before they were done. - Justice Louis Brandeis 1856 — 1941
  217. As I get older, do more... or do less... But do it with style!
  218. Chance favors only prepared minds. - Louis Pasteur
  219. Logic will get you from A to B, but imagination will take you everywhere - Albert Einstein
  220. Problems do not go away. They must be worked through [confronted] or else they remain, forever... M. Scott Peck, The Road Less Traveled
  221. Even when I wasn't sure where I was going, I was always in a hurry - Bill Clinton, My Life pg 7
  222. Fear of uncertainty is one of the chief impediments to taking purposeful action - Damon Zahariades
  223. When people feel uncertain, they'd rather have somebody that's strong and wrong than somebody who's weak and right - Bill Clinton
  224. If you can't be right, BE LOUD - John Vorhaus [Don't let loud bullies push you around.]
  225. How many have been persecuted for the wrong of having been right? Ñ Jean-Baptiste
  226. If you think you would be happier with your life if you were more successful, you have things backward - Dr. Wolf J. Rinke
  227. If I'd asked customers what they wanted they would've said a faster horse - Henry Ford, about designing the first Model T
  228. Our envy always lasts longer than the happiness of those we envy - Heraclitus, Greek philosopher
  229. All growth depends upon activity. There is no development physically or intellectually without effort, and effort means work - Calvin Coolidge
  230. You can't do it without doing it - Paul Smith
  231. You're not going to get the butt you want by sitting on the butt you have - unknown
  232. God made man, took one look and said, "I can do better than that" - and made woman. - Mary Crowley (1915-1986)
  233. Success is not money in the bank, or the car you drive, or the clothes that you wear or your status in the community, but success is really the ratio between what you have done and what you can do - Mary Crowley (1915-1986)
  234. Sometimes you have to chop fingers off to start thinking - Richard Van As (3-D printing body parts video)
  235. Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I will give you a man who will make history. Give me a man without a goal, and I will give you a stock clerk - James Cash Penny Jr
  236. Today's actions create tomorrow's results - Andy Andrews
  237. Every silver lining has a cloud - Mary K Ash?
  238. Don't grumble if you didn't get what you want. Be thankful you didn't get what you deserve - church marquee in Phoenix
  239. Not planning... is planning to fail - Dave Ramsey, at an EntreLeadership conference 11/8/13
  240. Have a plan. Emotion is NOT a plan - Clark Howard
  241. The trick with Warren Buffett is, the stock market is not his master. It is his servant - Robert Hagstrom
  242. We [men] are handicapped when it comes to arguing [with women] because we have a need to make sense - Chris Rock
  243. Academically, I was the part of the class that allowed the top half to be possible - Dave Ramsey
  244. The only people who do not have problems are those in the cemeteries - Norman Vincent Peale
  245. If you're not sure why you're doing something, you can never do enough of it - David Allen
  246. Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing - Lily Tomlin
  247. It is easier to act yourself into a better way of feeling than to feel yourself into a better way of acting - O H Mowrer
  248. Every human being has the same intrinsic value, but not the same income, because they don't bring the same value into the marketplace.
  249. Luck... is often a euphemism for laziness - Peter Thiel, founder of PayPal and author
  250. Your goal as parents is not to raise great kids. It's to raise great adults. - Andy Andrews
  251. If you can't write it down, you haven't thought it through. - Warren Buffett
    • Yogi-isms, all from Yogi Berra
    • "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
    • "The future ain't what it used to be."
    • "We made too many wrong mistakes."
    • "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
    • "Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical."
  252. Rub your nose in your own mistakes. [Don't dwell on them, but learn from them and go on]. - Charlie Munger, partner of Warren Buffett
  253. Good intentions can never take the place of bad judgement - Stephen R Covey
  254. The best way to be smart is to avoid being stupid. - Tren Griffin
  255. Do not throw in the towel; use it for wiping the sweat off your face - Otto Graham
  256. Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t – you’re right - Henry Ford
  257. The greatest of mankind's criminals are those who delude themselves into thinking they have done 'the right thing.' - Rayna Butler
  258. Creativity is dreaming while you're awake - Robert Mankoff
  259. If you're not offending someone, you're not accomplishing anything - inspired by Mario
  260. We must look a long time before we can see - Henry David Thoreau
  261. Growing old is compulsory; growing up is optional - Bob Monkhouse
  262. A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. - Muhammad Ali
  263. There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell them - Louis Armstrong
  264. It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see - Henry David Thoreau
  265. One of the reasons people stop learning is that they become less and less willing to risk failure - John Gardner
  266. I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done - Lucille Ball
  267. We don't realize that failing is the first step to succeding - Karen Lorraine Jacqueline Speier Jackie Speier, US representative of California
  268. Ten years from now, what will you be glad you did? - Blaine Lee [Use his 10-year rule when making a difficult choice]
  269. People do not decide their futures, they decide their habits and their habits decide their futures. - F. Matthias Alexander
  270. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. - Winston Churchill
  271. Life, even when it is good, is not easy - Robert Waldinger
  272. A rich life - a good life - is forged from precisely the things that make it hard
  273. Not being beautiful forced me to develop my inner resources. - Golda Meir
  274. Passion only gets you so far. Execution is what really matters. PLAN HOW am I going to do the things I need to do to get where I want to be. - Debbie Meyer
  275. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly - Dalai Lama
  276. If you can't make mistakes, you can't make decisions. - Warren Buffett
  277. When you're a smart-ass, you've got to become good at getiting out of the holes you just dug. - Calr Labove, comedian
  278. You learn nothing from your successes except to think too much of yourself - Dee Hock
  279. I know enough about a lot of things to be interesting, but I'm not interested enough in any one thing to be boring - Art Linkletter
  280. Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself - John Dewey
  281. Conflict in life is inevitable, but drama is a choice - Chris brown
  282. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people - Victor Borge
  283. The things that don't exist are the most difficult to get rid of. [God?] - F.M. Alexander
  284. It's very difficult to find a black cat in a dark room... especially when there is no cat - Stuart Firestein, quoting ancient probverb [but kids will find the boogeyman... and adults will find God]
  285. When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called a Religion - Robert M Pirsig
  286. Fear and superstition overcome knowledge and understanding on a daily basis - army sergent
  287. Our problem is not that we fail to live up to our ideals... [but] too many of them are corrupt and self-serving - George Bernard Shaw
  288. The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling - Robert M Pirsig
  289. I like most of the alternatives to being dead - Arizona Lou
  290. If you're not prepared to be wrong, you will never come up with anything orriginal - Sir Ken Robinson
  291. Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decid - Napoleon Bonaparte
  292. If you don't ask, the answer is always no - Nora Roberts
  293. If you dread saying YES but feel powerless to say NO, you're caught in the rip current of people-pleasing - Lisa Turkhurst?
  294. Unless your goal is in the discomfort zone it is not going to ignite your imagination; it's not ging to compell inovation; it's not going to focus your execution - Michael Hyatt
  295. People don’t care how much you know until they know how much you care – Tex Earnhardt
  296. When you say YES to one thing, you are saying NO to other things without realizing it.
  297. You'll end up agreeing with me because you're smarter and I'm right - Charlie Munger to Warren Buffett
  298. The trouble with many people is that they are waiting until they can do some great thing... [so] they never do anything - David J Fant
  299. Life isn't what happens to you. Life is about how you think... about what happens to you. - Richard Crislip
  300. You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you. - Mary Tyler Moore
  301. Any strength pushed to the extreme becomes a weakness - Stephen M R Covey
  302. You make a living by what you get; you make a life by what you give - unknown (incorrectly attributed to Winston Churchill)
  303. If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants - Isaac Newton
  304. Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less - unknown (falsely attributed to C S Lewis)
  305. It doesn’t matter where you came from but where you are going - Condoleezza Rice
  306. The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age - Lucille Ball
  307. You donÕt get older, you get better - Shirley Bassey
  308. A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have - Gerald Ford
  309. Don't Steal, The Government Hates Competition - Iron House Helmets
  310. Action may not always bring happiness but there is no happiness without action - Benjamin Disra
  311. We judge ourself by our intentions... and others by their behaviors - Stephen R Covey
  312. Avoid demonizing your adversaries, but try to understand them - Lou's take on J. William Fulbright's approach to things
  313. Problems are only opportunities in work clothes - Henry Kaiser
  314. Consider everything you do as a draft (Maybe 80% is good enough) - Bre Pettis and Kio Stark
  315. When there are multiple solutions to a problem, choose the simplest one - John "Jack" Bogle, founder of Vanguard
  316. I have two kinds of problems: the urgent and the important. The urgent are not important, and the important are never urgent - Dwight D Eisenhower
  317. Depression crowds out rationality with a vengeance - Bill Clinton [Frank Aller & Robin Williams
  318. It's OK to be down [emotionally]... but it is not OK to stay down - John Foppe
  319. ...we are paid for our suspicions, by finding what we expected - Henry David Thoreau
  320. The two greatest enemies of the equity fund investor are expenses and emotions. - John C. Bogle
  321. Never waste a minute thinking about people you don't like - Dwight D Eisenhower
  322. Adjust your goals and priorities according to the season of your life - concept from Rachel Cruze
  323. Don't let plans and expectations become bliinders that keep you from seeing better options - AOPA video, "Accident Case Study: Final Approach"
  324. Take action FIRST. Once we do so, we feel inspired and motivated to continue [most get it reversed] - Damon Zahariades
  325. Don't spend so much time managing, that you fail to fulfill the roll of CEO: looking at the big picture - Barry Moltz
  326. Content people don't always have the best of everything, but they make the best of everything - Rachel Cruze
  327. Superior pilots use their superior judgement to avoid situations in which they have to use their superiou skill - unknown
  328. We must dare to think unthinkable thoughts - J. William Fulbright
  329. Don’t compare your insides to other people’s outsides - unknown
  330. Give the world your best and the best will come back to you - Clark Midleton
  331. When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor - Elon Musk
  332. Don't talk about the product you're selling; talk about the problem you're solving when starting a business - Sara Blakely (founder of Spanx)
  333. It's not just exciting to build things but to explore new fields and to recognize what comes with that is a lot of uncertainty - Nathan "Nate" Blecharczyk, cofounder of Airbnb
  334. Most of us, including me, are disorganized unless we organize - Dave Ramsey
  335. If I knew dying would be this fun, I would have done this a long time ago - Johnny Moss, comedian
  336. Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity - Seneca (Roman philosopher)
  337. Luck happens to people of action - Judy Carter, comedian and author
  338. 80% of the stuff we spend our time on doesn't matter [paraphrased] - Vilfredo Federico Damaso Pareto
  339. Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen - Winston Churchill
  340. Making Money is different than having money - Dianna on the Clark Howard poscast
  341. The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don’t know anything about – Wayne Dyer
  342. Don't wait until you make it to make a difference - Judy Croon
  343. The Black family unit that had survived 150 years of slavery was decimated in less than 30 years by welfare payments that stopped if the family structure remained intact. - Larry Burkett
  344. You can't outrun a bad diet - paraphrased from, "You Can't Exercise Your Way Out Of A Bad Diet" - Dr. Mark Hyman
  345. It's vital to take responsibility for [and the communication of] results-not just activities - Steven M R Covey
  346. To die in peace, you first must accept that you're dying. - Corinne O'Kelly in Chasing Daylight by Gene O'Kelly
  347. In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities, but with the expert's mind there are few - Shunryu Suzuki
  348. Your blood pressure actually goes up when you talk and down when you listen - Dr. Henry S Lodge

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