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Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like
Africa
, half discovered, half wild,naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like
America
, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like
India
, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like
France
. Gently going but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like
Yugoslavia
, lost the war – haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like
Russia
, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like
Mongolia
, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become
Afghanistan
. Most everyone knows where it is,but no one wants to go there.
Geography of a Man
Between 15 and 70 a man is like
Iraq
- ruled by nuts and a dick.
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