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Blog Archive 2023 Nov

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Wed Nov 1 = For booking this morning, I spent way too much time studying notes from my 17 previous contacts with a lodge in Little River NC before phoning the lodge to hear a busy signal and then phoning the Exaulted Ruller. The phone call was over in about 15 seconds when he told me he thought he had told me they were not interested. I learned to just dial the number!
- I requested that My Amazon Echo Dot ask
Roomba
The iRobot Roomba j7+ self-emptying robotic vacuum cleaner I bought in Jan 2023
to vacuum the whole house, the first time since returning from tour. While Roomba was vacuuming the office I was in the hall bathroom installing my new toilet seat. While Roomba was vacuuming the hall toilet I was in the office.
-After I
sunned
I lay in the sun for 10 minutes on my back and 10 minutes on my stomach at solar noon when the sun rays are maximized for the skin's production of vitamin D
, I had lunch, worked on my computer then took about a 33 minute nap to make up for sleep lost last night.
- This evening on the way to the gym I stopped by Dollar Tree for some hair scrunchies with which to bind the Trip Tabs I made yesterday. After the gym I went by Fry's Food for some of my favorite in-season apples (Honey Crisp) on sale and powdered milk, all at their 10% senior discount.
- Got to bed at 11:25 for 9 hours of sleep

Thu Nov 2 = Among other things today I organized my comedy set for tonight.
- Since I have moved my last-of 79 oz of water time for this week up from 5:30 to 4:30 I didn't drink any water at The Wayward Tap House, although I still left a tip.
- For my comedy set I did some new ideas about booking comedy shows. The audience listened politely and chuckled about three times.
- I did not make it to a gym today.
- Today a small package arrived in my mailbox from Injoy Hearing (injoyhearing.com) with a non-powered storage case and three sizes of power domes for me to experiment with for noisy environments.
- Got to bed at 11:04 for 9 hours of sleep

Fri Nov 3 = In the middle of the night I heard a little pop. I was reading the definition of a word on my Kindle while reading Mark Twain letters while peeing. The little pop was the frames of my high-tech UV-light-stopping bifocals breaking, not from any abuse but, evidently, plastic fatigue from the constant stress from the lenses. You know the lenses of most sunglasses and prescription glasses with plastic frames pop in and are held in place by tention. That means stress on the frames. I have had a number of sunglass frames break at the top near the center. Now I know why.
- I spent most of the morning & some of the afternoon on my Phonak hearing aids, trying all sorts of things to get them to interface properly with the Phonak app on my Android phone, including uninstalling the app, reinstalling it, restarting the phone etc. etc. I finally called the company I bought the aids from, but they had no solution.
- Up until supper I made some initial booking phone calls and mailed a booking letter - yes in an envelope by US Mail!
- After supper I went to EōS Fitness for a heavy arms workout and five new fans. It took me 11:04 minutes to add the four pictures to my Fans webpage; 2:45 average per picture   :)
Fan(s) with Lou Fan(s) with Lou Fan(s) with Lou Fan(s) with Lou
- On the way home I stopped by the nearby Home Depot for glue for my glasses frames. The glue is the latest technology, is clear and bonds wood, stone, ceramics, foam, metal and glass. It is activated by dampness for non-porous surfaces. Apparently the only thing it does not work with is polyethylene or polypropylene plastics. It needs to be stored in a cool dry place with, interestingly enough, light to keep it from yellowing.
Do you know of an artist who could make a drawing of me? I would want the design to be usable with white ink on a dark T-shirt or black ink on a light T-shirt, with minimal coverage, something like the first pictures, leaning toward a line drawing.
My two head shots are FYI. More are at the bottom of my Press Kit web page at arizonalou.com.
Photo Drawing Photo line drawing line drawing head shot head shot
- Got to bed at 10:57 for 9:92 hours of sleep

Sat Nov 4 = This morning's big booking project was emailing nine show contracts to venues in Alabama and Pennsylvania as well as making a few phone calls.
- This afternoon I took my van in to Discount Tire for a tire rotation. One of the lug nuts was frozen onto the stud. Kane the, tire guy, said it was probably cross-threaded during the previous tire rotation. The lug nut would not come off because the damaged stud started spinning. As a result Kane could not get the wheel off to complete the tire rotation. Discount Tire will cover the cost of the repairing the stud, but I'll have to spend about half a day at an Alignment & Brakes shop for the repair next week.
- Planet Fitness was great this evening for a heavy torso workout and these four new fans:
Fan(s) with Lou Fan(s) with Lou Fan(s) with Lou Fan(s) with Lou
- I posted requests on FaceBook, Twitter and InstaGram for an artist to do a line drawing for my T-shirts (see yesterday's blog).
- This evening I made my grocery shopping list for tomorrow's excursion.
- Got to bed at 11:12 for 9:03 hours of sleep

Sun Nov 5 = CogniFit is a phone app that will supposedly monitor fitness and activity level through my hearing aids. I installed it today. I also looked into some of AARP's online programs but, at least for now, decided against them.
- I did it! At noon I was fast enough to get in: I'll be appearing at Stir Crazy on Wednesday! Y'all Come!
Wed Nov 8, 2023; 7:00pm; Stir Crazy; E-206 Westgate Entertainment District; 6751 N Sunset Blvd;Glendale, AZ - open mic
(Please tell me when you arrive so I can count you as my guest... and get 7 minutes instead of 3).     Tickets
poster
- In the hearing aid department I switched from the Medium open domes that came on the hearing aids to Small open domes which are easier to insert into the ears, are more comfortable and still stayed in OK during my inverted shrugs and gym exercises.
- Speaking of exercises, at Crunch Fitness I did a brief fast legs workout and got these two new fans.
Fan(s) with Lou Fan(s) with Lou
- On the way home I did my semimonthly grocery shopping at Winco Foods. For years I have enjoyed interacting with Garrincha there in the produce department but never got him as a fan until tonight.
Fan(s) with Lou
- Got to bed at 11:00 for 8:58 hours of sleep

Mon Nov 6 = This was a pretty technical day, mostly dealing with local comedy. It started with my
Phonaks
Phonak Audeo LRL-90 fancy waterproof hearing aids bought in October, 2023 from injoyhearing.com
. I tried things like uninstalling and reinstalling the Phonak app on my phone, rebooting my computer, turning the Bluetooth off and back on, spending about an hour on the phone with Phonak customer support and also with my provider. The Phonak app still controls only one of the hearing aids. In spite of their buggy app I figured a work-around so can control at least the volum of both aids at the same time.
- This morning I got word that I will be appearing on Sunday (the 12th) at the Tempe Improv. That makes three shows in three towns in the next seven days:
- Of course I needed to make tickets for The Tempe Improv using my Dymo 280 labelmaker, but have not used it since getting my
Mac
the MacBook Pro I got in May 2023, with an m2 Max processor 64GB of memory and a 2TB SSD hard drive
. It got technical to find, download, install and configure the Dymo software to my Mac.
- Then I wanted the files for the labels that were on my
XPS
Dell XPS-13 laptop computer with 13.3" touch screen, 60WHr Integrated Battery, Windows 10, Intel 7th Generation Core i7 CPU, 16gb memory and 1TB SSD
before it died in April. The files were on a back up drive, accessible only with a Windows computer through the EaseUS backup software. Fortunately I had my
Alcatel
The little Alcatel Plus 10 10" Windows 10 computer I bought to get me by in Tobago in 2017 after my Dell laptop died. It's tight, with only 2gb RAM and a 32gb SSD hard drive, but the 128gb micro SD card I have in it helps.
on the kitchen counter for something else, so I dug out the backup external hard drive, found and transfered files to a thumb drive and then my Mac.
- The Mac version of the DYMO software is pretty awkward because it is missing features like search/replace and the ability to boldface a selection.
- I did get 10 tickets made.
- Before bedtime I went to Anytime Fitness for a light arms workout.
- Got to bed at 11:22 for 8:53 hours of sleep

Tue Nov 7 = This morning I tried to figure why I hadn't received, after a month, the Arizona Lou T-shirt I had ordered through my website from Etsy. Tomorrow I'll have to phone them.
- This afternoon I took my van in to Network Alignment to have them repair a stud on one of my van wheels. Fortunately, Discount Tire covered the repair because they cross threaded the lug nut during my previous tire rotation. It didn't cost me anything except a couple of hours of my time.
- While waiting I got my blog finished for yesterday and got my monthly blog rollover completed; slow but perfect the first time! I also got a new fan there.
Fan(s) with Lou
- On Tuesdays, I normally go up to Mountainside Fitness for my
poster trim
weekly trimming of my beard, eye brows and little quiff so I match my poster photos
but EōS Fitness was just a little south of the alignment shop so, for the first time, I did it there, along with a poo and shower and these three more fans.
Fan(s) with Lou Fan(s) with Lou
- With a little time before bedtime, in a PDF instruction manual, I found, edited and added this hover picture to the image of the Garmin G-1000 audio panel here on my Technology web page   :)
Garmin 1000 Audio Panel
Garmin 1000 Audio Panel

- Got to bed at 10:54 for 8:56 hours of sleep

Wed Nov 8 = Today's trip was this afternoon and evening. First stop was Discount Tire to have them rotate and balance the right tires since they could now get the right front wheel off after I had stud they broke repaired. I didn't notice until I got home, the wheel was missing a lug nut. Something else to deal with.
- Next stop was the Paradise Valley Community College (PVCC) Art Department. I figured that was a good place to begin a local search for someone who could do a line drawing of me for my T-shirts. I found an art class in session on the west side of the campus and gave the instructor a sheet with what I had in mind. Then way to the east side of the campus to the Art Department offices where I found a couple others who might be able to help.
- LA Fitness in Glendale was on the way to tonight's comedy. There I did a heavy legs workout, got a new fan, and at the Westgate Entertainment Center got four new fans:
Fan(s) with Lou Fan(s) with Lou
- At the comedy club, since I had four guests (my regulars) there, I got 7 minutes. For my set I did my Boxes and 100 routines. I did Boxes mainly for the Avalanche callback - which I forgot so filled the time with Anemometer   :(   which the audience liked. Here are the entertainers:
list comedians
- Got to bed at 11:16 for 9:03 hours of sleep

Thu Nov 9 = I spent most of the morning catching up on things like (- did not get done): - I
sunned
I lay in the sun for 10 minutes on my back and 10 minutes on my stomach at solar noon when the sun rays are maximized for the skin's production of vitamin D
.
- I didn't make it to a gym today, but I did make it to The Wayward Tap House for tonight's open mic. I did my Airline Bathroom routine.
- Got to bed at 11:43 for 9:02 hours of sleep

Fri Nov 10 = First thing this morning after breakfast I made one booking phone call then sent out 470 emails (460 were delivered at 11am MST) about my appearances next week. Within 2 hours 23 of the emails had been opened.
- I lost ground: Most of the afternoon I spent working on my hearing aids. They lost all connections (Bluetooth) with my phone so now I cannot even use the aids for phone calls or for listening to podcasts, both of which I could do yesterday   :(

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